I guess that's what you could call my reason for not blogging lately. I really don't get it- I LOVE blogging- it's my personal therapy that is posted on the internet for anyone to read, but I have had such a hard time with it since Brandon moved out. It's not that the drama isn't here anymore, believe me! I've found Emma's fake ID, chewed out Sam for wiping his shitty ass on our face towels (and on towels at other people's houses) and dealt with the ongoing issue of our Bulldog's constipation (whose dog actually gets constipated to the point of needing 3 enemas and a single vet visit to the tune of $300)?!!? The drama continues with learning a new job in the operating room and going back to work fulltime for the first time in years, a dad with a subdural haematoma, a mom with winter burn-out, a troubled teenager moving home in a week, an untroubled teenager who is undoubtedly having sex (thank GOD for leaving the condoms in the bathroom- they are almost gone!) and a couple of other kids who fight all the time. Add on the puppy (still pissing wherever the urge hits her!) and the adult bulldog who made me late for work on Friday morning because she just couldn't pass her stool and had to squat for 15 minutes, and you have a basket case. No wonder I have a red face that needed medical attention (it was only really dry, sensitive skin!) and a really hard time not drinking red wine.
Instead of calling my lack of blogging a "life obstacle" issue, I'm just going to tell you that my problem is that my laptop died (some kid spilled some shit on it). I haven't got a new laptop yet, but my ever-patient, loving husband is working on that as I write this. Well, in actual fact, he is walking the non-shitting bulldog in the hopes that her b
Ban Flakes and Dulcolax will kick in with the exercise and help her produce a great bowel movement that he can pick up with the grocery bag that is CERTAIN to have holes in it.
I am not lying about my life, people. It is all happening to me and around me, whether I like it or not. And in light of the fact that there has been such tragedy in Haiti (God bless them all) I would take my screwed-up life anyday.
Peace.
1 comment:
Oh man!!!! I hope things settle for you, but I feel the same way. I am here with kidney stones and would take this any single day in comparison to what they are going through!!!
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