Dog is still having "shitting problems". Other dog is having problems going outside because it's too damn cold. Seven year-old is having hormone squirts. Five year-old is, well, a whiny five year-old. Seventeen year-old is going to be eighteen in a couple of weeks and refuses to get her driver's license for some unknown reason. Fifteen year-old is a ski bum who never calls.
Work never stops (at home and at work). I need a freakin' vacation, like, yesterday.
But I am alive. And all this pain makes me aware of that. (I'm kidding!)(a little).